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For Dan - FINAL

Wed Jan 4, 2006, 8:20 PM
Given the choice to tell 20 things about myself or battle to death with Pierre the Pesky Poodle... I figure I'll go for the 20 things. Don't get me wrong, I could take on Pierre, but who would want to kill a poodle? So:

1. I plan to get a 1 way ticket around the world after I get out of college and stop by about 50 citties on my way back here.

2. My middle name is Rhea and I have to look at my drivers license every time I try to spell it.

3. My father wanted to name me Buffalo. He thought it'd be great because my nickname would be Buffy.

4. After he got over Buffalo my father wante me and my brother to be Boris and Natasha.

5. I dislike parsley

6. I can knit - thought the last thing I actually finished was a hat and that was in 8th grade.

Edit - Continued.

7. I'm afriad of amusement park rides. That incldues roller coasters, ferris wheels, large dark water slides, you name it. I get sick on the merry-go-round so we'll even count that in there too.

8. I also greatly dislike elevators to the extent that for the 4 months when I had broken my ankle and had a cast up to my thy I still took the stairs.

9. My favorite food is Thai red curry

Edit- Continued... again...

10. I'm a procrastinater

11. I can't spell for the life of me. I probably couldn't spell for the life of anyone for that matter... but that's where spell check comes in.

12. I claim I know how to speak french. Just don't try to prove me wrong and I'm set.

13. I'm the only person I know who's been able to break their ankle while sitting and talking to their mom.

14. I "play" three sports... I fence, play badminton, and rock climb.

15. As of today, DA thinks I'm a member... but I don't know why cuz I sure havn't paid.

16. The first thing I did in 2006 was to go play 4 on 4 football in an abandoned warehouse downtown.

17. I don't understand how you know the value of K in the formua for Inertia of a spehere is 2/5. I know that it is 2/5... I don't know why.

18. I have a large fan hanging on my wall (more than 3 ft radius) depicting a phoenix and a dragon, which in chinese history were the symbols of the emporer and the primary emporess.

19. I saved a 3 yr old kid from drowning (CPR and everything) and when we finally found his mother she yelled at him for crying and then hit him. I took him to get some ice cream down the street.

20. I havn't done anything artistic in months (even in art class) and its driven me crazy.


Damnit Dan.

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:iconmaybeitwillwork:
first of all that sin't 20 things :P

and can you buy a 2 way ticket around the world?

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Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto
:iconignisdea:
yeah... I had to go home. I"ll do part two some time later.

One way ticket, not two way. I have no idea, but I plan to do it.

--
I held out my finger through the bars. You reached out and curled your tiny fingers around me, so tight. I knew you recognized me. That was the first time I knew I had a heart inside my body.
:iconmaybeitwillwork:
yeah i know you said one way ticket....
but i'm wondering can you actully buy a two way ticket?

--
Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto
:iconignisdea:
if you buy a two way ticket it has to be to one place and back.

--
I held out my finger through the bars. You reached out and curled your tiny fingers around me, so tight. I knew you recognized me. That was the first time I knew I had a heart inside my body.
:iconmaybeitwillwork:
so if you got a two way ticket around the world, what would you just fly around twice

--
Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto
:iconignisdea:
no... because then you'd still be going one way

--
I held out my finger through the bars. You reached out and curled your tiny fingers around me, so tight. I knew you recognized me. That was the first time I knew I had a heart inside my body.
:iconmaybeitwillwork:
so how would a two way ticket work if it were for a trip around the world


and i still only count 9 :P

--
Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto
:iconmaybeitwillwork:
the rest of these are never going to come...yeah i can't sleep again

--
Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto
:iconmaybeitwillwork:
how did you pull of number 13....i don't understand.....my mind can't seem to figure outvhow that would work

sorry but i had to ask

--
Be we, DADA, don't agree with them, for art isn't serious, I assure you, and if we reveal the crime so as to show that we are learned denunciators, it's to please you, dear audience, I assure you, and I adore you.
--monsieur antipyrine's manifesto

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